No. 1 son called last night. The conversation went something like this.

No. 1: Mom - where are you guys?
Me - If you read my blog you would know we're in Branson.
No. 1: I never read forwards. I'm afraid of a virus.
Me: This is not a forward - it's a blog.
No. 1: Why would I want to read your blog?
Me: You might learn something about me that you don't know.
No. 1: I know everything about you!
Me: O.K. Smarty - who's my heroine?
No. 1: Heroin? Mom, are you into heroin?
Me: Not heroin (dummy - I didn't really call him that, it's just what I was thinking)
H E R O I N E
No. 1 - Uh! Anna?

Me: NO! You've got to read the blog if you want to know!